Reason 218

#218: Nothing in the entire District sucks half as bad as the Miami airport. Nothing.

And that is saying a lot. We have three airports (one of which is wonderful), a metro system, car-share, bike-share, bike lanes, restaurants, dry-cleaners, dentists, universities, the DMV and tons of ways to get parking tickets, yet nothing in the entire 68.3 sq miles sucks half as bad as the Miami Airport. Not even Congress. And that’s saying a lot.

As I write this I am seven days away from another horrible encounter with Miami International Airport. I haven’t even made it there yet and already I can’t wait to get out.

Good job Washington, DC on running three airports that are far better than what is supposedly one of the world’s best airports but in practice is a purgatory for planes and people.

The beaches. And my goddaughter. Those are the only two things worth braving that airport for.

The beaches. And my goddaughter. Those are the only two things worth braving that airport for.

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